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Gay Marriage Will Make Mother’s Day Quite Perplexing

Constantine Ivanov Wrote: May 15, 2012 10:25 PM
As soon as the French revolutionaries adopted and raised the Antoine-François Momoro's slogan "Liberté, égalité, fraternité," they immediately made dozens of thousands of citoyennes very much free and fraternally guillotining them: headless bodies look very much free and fraternally equal. Then revolutionaries of Russia successfully improved methods of "libertization, eqalizaion and fraternization": instead of guillotines, they used labor camps, bullets, famines and other means implied by human-loving Marxism-Leninism, which allowed them to "fraternize" DOZENS OF MILLIONS of Russians. Then the baton was picked up by Mongolian revolutionaries, then by Chinese, Cuban and other revolutionaries. Not too much liberté?

I think I speak for most heterosexual males when I say I’m not homophobic but chick-o-centric. Let’s keep it positive, okay? It’s not that we dislike gays … it’s just that we really like girls. It seems no matter how long we spend in PC rehab compliantly undergoing the most stringent psychotherapy to rid ourselves of our knee-jerk to your mate choice, the simple fact is that heterosexual guys don’t “get” gays.

Heck, we don’t understand women. What makes you think we’ll ever understand a man who doesn’t like women yet acts like Richard Simmons? You just rifled right...