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Psalm 666: The State Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

christiancon Wrote: Nov 25, 2012 5:35 PM
Obama is my shepherd I shall not work. He allows me to lie down in section 8 housing; He leads me besides EBT compliant grocery stores. He restoreth my envy and hatred of those who work. He guideth me in the paths of dependency for my messiahs namesake.Lo thou I walk through the valley of potential responsibily I shall fear no expectation. For my government bailouts await me; Thy WIC and EBT they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies on their dime, Thou hast anointed my ears with an Obama phone, my cup of envy and resentment is lessened and will be lessened more as the rich and their job making abilities flee from Thou and mine presence.

A Psalm of Obama

(To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school week.)*

The State is my shepherd,

I shall not want.

It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.

It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.

It restores my soul through its control.

It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.

Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,

I will fear no evil,

For Barack...