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The Progressive Bible

Conchfritters Wrote: Apr 08, 2013 3:06 PM
Keep your day job Steve - - if this is as funny as you get, then please stop trying (although your hinting that you would run for US Senate in Iowa had many laughing). Let's take your foolish statement and read it another way, one that is condoned by you and your buddy Newt: "2. Jesus’ mother came to him because the thrice divorced wedding party had run out of vodka. Jesus replied, “Maternal unit, why do you involve me? I am still drunk from the last handle of Popov.” Jesus’ mother replied to the Christians tending the wedding, “Do whatever he tells you.” So Jesus told them: “Order another round of shots - - I've driven home drunker than this.”

If you’ve been receiving your daily downloads from our media intelligentsia, comrade, you know we must now all bow down at the altar of demographics. Therefore, our traditions and morals must forevermore be defined not by their truthfulness, but rather if they pass muster with those who binge on Mountain Dew Code Red while watching “Modern Family” reruns.

Hence, we must evolve or we will die a cruel, slow death where Karma (the only spiritual force beyond ourselves now officially recognized in our brave, new world) sentences us to an eternity of Karl Rove-Dick Morris vaudeville shows as punishment for...