We could require the same training for drivers that we do for private pilots, including the mammoth cost of their training. That way, only about 1% of the population would be driving, and there would be far fewer collisions.

Clever way to get a reporter's name into a lot of search results next to the word "criminal."

"I would write an angry and defiant catchphrase, but I'm afraid of being audited to death"

Serp: Frank's tongue was in his cheek.

Throw whatever you want at me, but I blame the 19th amendment. It forever changed the American family, and clear thinkers at the time foresaw what we are experiencing today.

You CAN have a net gain if you add productive people -- people who produce more than they cost. It only took one generation to change the East Germans from net producers to sponges, and instead of them learning from the West, they are pulling the West down with them.

Their vision needs one more thing to make it work: A lot of other people's wealth. The plan bogs down when that runs out. It's like an 18-year-old getting his first credit card -- he's the coolest kid in the neighborhood for about six months.

Give the press a week and they'll be talking about BO "stalwart in the face of incredible opposition" and "standing strong against his political enemies." Some thought Monica would be the end of Bill, but HE never went away.

They are hurrying to do their laundry now. By the fall of 2014 the press will be able to say that they already did the Benghazi and IRS stories story, it's all old news, and we need to move on. Don't be surprised if there are a couple more scandals revealed before the end of the summer, and they will also be old news by the midterms. In 1992 no one in the press remembered GB's handling of the Gulf War just the year before. They were too busy swooning over the cool young governor from AR. Timing is everything in entertainment business.

There is a video of the shooting at the New Orleans Mothers' Day parade that is a perfect visual for gun control. In a city with a "zero tolerance" gun policy, hundreds of law-abiding citizens scatter like prey animals while one criminal empties his magazine and skitters away. Question for liberals and Europeans: Which of the characters in the video is/are most endangered by New Orleans' strict gun laws? Bonus question for Texans: How many rounds would the bad guy have fired if this had happened in Lubbock?