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The world's oldest known d ildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter ph allu s from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used d ildo s 2500 years ago. Also these s e x toys were used by ancient Greeks. A vase with a woman using a d ild o depicted on it was found by scientists. This vase was made in the fifth century B.C. First d ildos were made of stone, tar, wood and other materials that could be shaped as p e n i s and that were firm enough to be used as a penetrative s e x toys. Chinese women in the 15th century used d ildos made of lacquered wood with textured surface.
In 2009, President Barak H. Obama is credited with giftin
I honestly thought this was a joke. Nope. I'll let Commentary's Seth Mandel take it from here:
The Heritage Foundation’s Rory Cooper tweeted that Obama had casually dropped his own name into Ronald Reagan’s official biography on www.whitehouse.gov, claiming credit for taking up the mantle of Reagan’s tax reform advocacy with his “Buffett Rule” gimmick. My first thought was, he must be joking. But he wasn’t—it turns out Obama has added bullet points bragging about his own accomplishments to the biographical sketches of every single U.S. president since Calvin Coolidge (except, for some reason, Gerald...
What a cad...