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Oscars Make Splash in the Sewer

Chuck31 Wrote: Oct 06, 2012 9:50 AM
That's all very funny. I'm going to have to start watching Family Guy again and maybe even the Oscars. Thanks, Brent. I hope the Academy is paying you for this publicity.
Anyone in Hollywood who's dreamed of hosting the Oscars telecast never imagined that the qualifications would eventually include creating cartoon dogs that love "pukesicles" and cartoon babies that eat horse sperm for breakfast.

That crashing sound you heard was the collapse of the final vestiges of taste, civility, respect, decency -- whatever you want to call it - after the allegedly classy Oscar producers named "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane as the host of the 85th annual Academy Awards next February. MacFarlane used to be the highest-paid sleaze ball in television. He is now the King of Hollywood.

Hollywood, bow...