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Managing Expectations: Team Obama Paints Romney as Best Debater in History

chowching Wrote: Sep 29, 2012 7:59 PM
Boxing and wrestling matches between the presidential candidates and their families would be no contest. Obama would KO Romney in the first round. In mud wrestling Michelle would have Ann swallowing dirt. The most powerful of the contenders is Michelle, she is tall and big enough to Watusi them all.
MoreKowBell Wrote: Sep 29, 2012 8:03 PM
owdowngrande is a 153lb, cigarette smoking, spindly pantie waist. As for the 1st Wookie, yeah I do believe Ann is much more feminine and has about 1/3 the buttocks, so yeah, the wookie would probably win.
byeBarry Wrote: Sep 29, 2012 8:02 PM
faggot hussein couldn't KO his youngest wokkiee, BWBWBWBWBHHAHAHAHEHHEEEEE.....

For all President Obama's rhetorical gifts -- and despite the fact that he was widely viewed as the winner of all three presidential debates in 2008 -- Democrats appear to be engaged in a campaign of expectation-managing ahead of the upcoming matchups between Obama and Mitt Romney. Indeed, as the president's press team to his debate prep partern John Kerry would have it, Romney is a veritable reincarnation of one of history's greatest debaters, Abraham Lincoln himself.

Here's John Kerry opining on Romney's "mad skillz" at the podium (h/t Erika Johnsen):