Top 3 Things Obama Did Wrong to Families in 2009

Well, Obama has addressed the problem of illegal immigration. Or perhaps immigration itself! His indirect method of raising taxes and creating unemployment is his method of getting all these illegal forigners to leave the country! Once the American lifestyle degenerates to the point that no one wants to come here, we will have people leaving the country! Easy solution, Eh?
He has also devised ways to get us out of war. Tell the enemy what you are going to do and when you are going to leave and the fighting stops! They just wait untill you leave! Why didn't these generals think of that? Guess they just didn't have all those years of community organization behind them. Who knows what other miricals this Whiz can come up with?