Fear not; Barack Obama has an economic plan for America, and it's all in a glossy brochure, called "The New Economic Patriotism: A Plan for Jobs & Middle-Class Security" -- an antidote, we're told, to the vagueness of Mitt Romney's agenda.
This is what the president, according to a campaign official, believes will ensure that "every voter knows what a second term of an Obama presidency would mean for middle-class Americans." So, in other words, a shiny substance-free pamphlet is a metaphor for the Obama presidency -- because these 11 pages of fluff make Romney's tax proposal look like...












*CRICKETS*
"There is a strong consensus about what the immediate challenges facing our economy are: first and foremost, a continued lack of demand as a lingering result of the recession. We also know the areas where this has caused the most damage, including deep state and local government layoffs and continued weakness in the construction sector."
Okay, folks, get that? The problem with our economy is:
LAYOFFS OFF GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES!
This is what this clown "ccain" wants us to believe passes for serious discussion.
What a freakin' JOKE you people are!!!