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When You Find Out You Married Your Sister

Cambermeister Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 12:29 PM
I just hung up from a brief conversation with Mother Nature. She's very pleasant but not very pliable. The grand lady explained how she engineered life in order that folks with homosexuality could never gain access to the children. She said the only way homosexuals could create a stupid situation like this one is with permission from hetero-sexuals and by using hetero-sexuality.
Miss_Sharon_DeaWealth Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 12:31 PM
Please provide Mother Nature's telephone number!

I need to have your "information" verified by Mother Nature herself.
Cambermeister Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 12:34 PM
Her number is unlisted...so is her address. She says she doesn't want
homosexuals having temper tantrums on her lawn. Can you blame her?
Milt37 Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 1:01 PM
Camber,

So how many of these imaginery phone calls do you have everyday? That may be a sign of mental illness or early dementia.

For help, please call: 1-800-DUMB-A55
DCM in FL Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 1:08 PM
Milt,

So how long have you been unable to grasp the concepts of satire and symbolism? That may be a sign of ignorance.
Milt37 Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 1:23 PM
DCM,

Thanks for your guidance. I knew he was being satirical. So was I.

I'm sorry for any inconvenience I caused you if you repeatedly dialed the number I gave.
DCM in FL Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 1:56 PM
Keep calling other people stupid and you'll look like the one who is.
Milt37 Wrote: Feb 26, 2013 3:24 PM
DCM,

Finally! Some expert advice.

I guess you're stuck with looking at stupd in the mirror until Windex comes out with their new Stupid-Wipe formula. Don't hold your breath, you'll see stupid in your mirror turning blue.

You knew it had to happen sometime. A husband discovers that he and his wife have the same sperm donor father. (Both of them raised by lesbian parents.) That means he married his half-sister, who is now the mother of their three children. What should they do?

Although the story has not, to my knowledge, been verified, it was the subject of a question submitted to Emily Yoffe, author of the Dear Prudence advice column. The husband explained that when he met his wife in college, “the attraction was immediate, and we quickly became inseparable. We had a number of...