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One of These Things is Not Like the Other

Cambermeister Wrote: Mar 22, 2013 4:04 PM
Goldberg says "One of these is not like the other"
Cambermeister Wrote: Mar 22, 2013 4:05 PM


The right to do something
you can't do anyway.

Myself a pro ball player,
I should not ever say.

Can a flock be a herd?
Or a bird is a bat?

Most would agree,
Something's wrong with that.

One of these two,
is not like the other,

That pretty girl there,
Can not be my brother.

Cambermeister Wrote: Mar 22, 2013 4:10 PM


When things are different,
we give them different words,

Not "whey and whey" Miss Muffet,
there's a reason to say curds.

And claiming to be Gay,
when in fact you are straight,

The nonsense of this,
I doubt you'll debate.

But in the land of make-believe,
California is the name,

We thought we'd pretend,
that everything's the same.

Our language was changed.
To where it'd be carried?

Those two guys shacked up,
We no longer call married.

Just because things can be put on the same list doesn't mean they are necessarily similar. My attic contains within it thousands of comic books, an inflatable bed, some jigsaw puzzles, some family pictures and a "Frampton Comes Alive!" album. These things are, roughly speaking, in the same location, but they're hardly of equal value, importance or function.

I bring this up for the simple reason that we're hearing a lot about how the GOP must deal with "abortion and gay marriage" as if they are almost the same issue.

Well, in my house, I hear about my dog and...