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Hey kids-just pack two PB&J, a package of Twinkies and a can of Red Bull. Problem solved.
In Wisconsin, high school athletes are complaining about not getting enough to eat each day, due to the skimpy new school lunch menu mandated by the United States Department of Agriculture and First Lady Michelle Obama.
The story we published earlier this week on that subject is unfortunately not unique. Students across the country are complaining about the new school lunch regulations.
Perhaps the real motive is to starve students into slimming down. Just ask students in Pierre, South Dakota who, too, are in an all-out revolt.
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LOL...I read your post too quickly. I thought you wrote "can of Beer".
Phew.
Twatnugget.