Reason number 9 is extremely weak. The color they choose is irrelevant to how you feel about them. Maybe substitute Detroit for that one. Number 16 is kinda weak, too, considering that an elephant isn't a whole lot better than a donkey. You might substitute Kermit Gosnell for that one...or maybe the gun grab. However, if you don't choose those alternatives you might use Fast & Furious, Bloomberg, the conditions that led to the housing boom & bust, Solyndra or any of a large number of others.

I'm sure he's dead by now...