It's true... food stamps are buying these people steak dinners! I reckon I even heard a story the other day on Grudge that said that people on food stamps are now making more than the cherry farmers!!

"Lets put ideology aside for a moment." - said a Conservative for maybe the first time in 5 years.

He sure is in trouble! I reckon he'll get impeached on accounts of his bein' a Muslim and secondly, on account of his killin' 4 americans in the IRAN/Benghazi embassy with his bare hands!

Hell yes! More guns and less marijawana. Stuff's always makin' people think and all that mumbo jumbo when they could be shootin' tires!

Yeehaaaw! Aint it great when you can make up a fake story to enhance 'yer narrative? I remember that time when that big 'ol dog from down the street was chargin' at my son in the backyard. Well, I reckon I was a quarter mile away from the scene, shootin' cans with my new Sniper Rifle when I sawr it. I turned, aimed through my scope, and struck that gosh darned beast straight between his eyes, watching him fall a couple'r inches away from my son! If it weren't 'fer that there Sniper Rifle in my hands my son would be dog food... and the Liberals are trying to say I can't carry it around with me in the supermarket!