“It’s a dream come true!” declared Senator Dick Durbin referring to the economic benefits of bringing terrorists from Gitmo to tiny Thomson, Illinois. “…that’s an opportunity we are not going to miss.”
The Chicago Sun-Times chided opponents with an editorial entitled “Don’t Let Fear Decide Fate of Gitmo Inmates.” And Governor Pat Quinn, with great bravado, declared, “We’re not going to let the fear mongers carry the day. We’re going to do things right, the Illinois way!”

And that’s when it became the Theater of the Absurd.
I always thought it...












The Illinois Way
The Tribune says that "federal prisons are skilled in dealing with high-risk inmates". Fine, but most inmates are not terrorists with thousands of others on the outside prepared to die for their cause. What makes them so sure that terrorists (can we still call them that?) won't try to break them out or simply attack and...