What I call "toilet" humor. When comedians and writers resort to 3 year old level poop humor, I usually change channels. Will Ferrell, Adam Sanford, and Ben Stiller are very prone to go this route. When I see any of these three in a movie, I'm betting that somewhere in the plot, somebody is getting covered with poop. I'm not squeamish, been knee deep in poop before, just don't think it even is close to humorous.

We agree, I know about Civil Unions, my point is that the gay lobby wants to co-opt the word marriage for uses other than intended. That's the whole point of their effort. If a burro demanded it be called a zebra, we would say no, not the definition.

Men and women get married. If you are gay and want to enter into an permanent relationship with your partner, affording the majority of benefits that marriage affords, just come up with another word. Call it gayriage or something. The argument is over using the word marriage, not the legal points.

Give DC back to Maryland. Virginia took their part back when they seceded, and nothing seems wrong over there. They have the Pentagon, an airport, Arlington and works just fine.