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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

BoydSharp Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 11:48 AM
You forgot about replacing waterboarding. Put The View or Ellen show or Oprah on continous loop. See how fast they talk. And don't forget the girly men. Paris Hilton, Anderson Cooper and their crowd.

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...