Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a parody:

"It's a gift that we can all appreciate!" No extended commentary is necessary. The arrogance and shamelessness astounds. They must be really hard-up for cash these days. I'll say this: If a couple invited me to their wedding and asked me to donate to The One in lieu of a wedding gift, I might have a few words to share before "forever hold your piece." Assuming, that is,...









Obama to Couples: Why Don't You Forgo Wedding Gifts and Ask Your Guests to Donate to Me Instead?