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You might be a conservative if...
You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two."
You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.
You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
In gun control debates, gun rights advocates often invoke the saying, “when seconds count, the police are only minutes away,” to emphasize the absurdity and ineffectiveness of gun-free zones and the need for concealed carry in self-defense situations. Now, one Wisconsin sheriff is taking the adage seriously, telling residents they should take firearms classes because he ‘needs them in the game.’
In the radio ad, Clarke tells residents personal safety isn't a spectator sport anymore, and that "I need you in the game."
"With officers laid off and furloughed, simply calling 911 and waiting is no longer...
You use the Ad Hominem Attack
You use the Fallacy of Hasty Generalization
You us the Ad Hoc Propter Hoc Fallacy
You accuse conservatives of being insular yet never have left your liberal enclave
You assume all conservatives are ill-educated
You support abortion and serial killers
You want guns taken from law abiding citizens but have armed guards and a CCW