Maybe it was just an anthropomorphic microphone.

I say put Gropublican Larry Craig in charge of the whole thing.

Speak to GWB about it. He founded the thing.

You have some good ideas, let's hear them?

You have some good ideas, let's hear them?

He'll only be replaced with another presi-clone who will tell you one thing and do another.

I also recommend compulsory military duty for children of elected politicians. If your lifestyle and your Democracy is worth fighting for, put your actions where your mouth is. Doing this will separate the slacking jawboners from the real men (or women).

I also recommend that all members of Congress serve the country pro bono. None of them need the money, they're all very well off.

I recommend spending cuts to the largest budget item, military. 740 BILLION. Other than interest on debt, cutting anything else is just shuffling peanuts around the table. We can also save the 251 BILLION paid in interest to the bankers by settling for 5 cents on the dollar (WTF are they gonna do, cut us off?) and let Congress "coin" it's own money as the Constitution provides, and pay ourselves the interest.

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