Clownhall Classic. Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't. "passed the responsibility": it's what the boss usually does. It's called delegation, bro, get a mail order degree. And no, he doesn't clean his toilets either. That responsibility is "passed off" to the Sanitation Associate, Porcelain Division.

You might be a conservative if... You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese. You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two." You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage. You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend" You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare. You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

What’s the difference between a racist’s house and a porcupine? With the porcupine, the prick_s are on the outside.

What does a racist and a drunk have in common? Whatever both say ends in a slur

What do you get if you cross a racist with an Italian? Someone who gives you an offer they don’t understand.

Some things you won't EVER see usmcpgw post: Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. Duct tape won't fix that. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. You can't feed that to the dog. Wrestling's fake.

That's WI, not Iraq.

The White House announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States NRA Redneck Special Forces". These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about street criminals: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Wisconsin to be over by Wednesday.

Oh! Was that you | saw getting cornholed in the rice paddy?

We should all become Charles Bronsons now? Go granny go! Bring the troops home, and assign them to the local 'hood. We're all safe from the islamists but not from the local yokels, how twisted is that?