The whole idea of an etch-a-sketch is so when you draw something and you think you can improve it, you shake it and do it better the next time.

If I sew a tail on my a*s, am I a cat?

Great! More cheap oil for Joe Kennedy. Now he can take a BIGGER salary for his charity work.

We should all make as many ice-cubes as we can and throw them out on our back yard. That should bring down the temps and it will water our grass. The best part is, they will take a long time to melt because it is so COLD here in the North East this summer.

It isn't the DDT that is bad for bird eggs, it is the frying pan! Let's ban all frying pans. It also will cut down on the heat it takes to cook them, thus lowering the earths temp.

Is the PI a member of SEIU Garbage collectors?
They might file a greivence.

At least we know what they use for fertilizer.

Did anyone else notic
right side of the col
was cut off? It made
hard to read.

The Nobel is awarded for actions. Scholaships are awarded for potential. He should have been given the Peace Scholaship!

Glenn Beck is truley FUNNY, I watch every night and have at least 2 or 3 "belly laughs". Kieth Obbbbelllman is never funny, he acts like a child looking for attention.