I'm with you there. Jon Stewart actually makes no sense - he is a walking, talking oxymoron. He is far left liberal, which in reality should mean he would support the Bloomberg soda nonsense. Every now and then, Stewart has these rare moments of sanity, where he becomes a conservative for just a couple of minutes.

What is a hip, young birther? A woman under the age of 19, who wears all the latest designer fashions, who is giving birth? Just asking.

The plan is to wait until just before the general election, then wipe out all nuclear capabilities in Iran and make Obama look like a hero. The problem is that Iran is progressing a little too quickly, and Israel is clearly taking steps to make a first strike. If that happened, Obama would look like a wimpy fool, which he is, but we aren't supposed to know that. So, look for the U.S. to step in sometime soon, and look for the already pre-made election commercials showing Obama standing strong for Israel and America. Ugh.

This is par for the course. U.S. Embassies around the world never do much for anybody. American citizens find precious little security in them in foreign countries and are often turned away, even during times of conflict in the streets. Never ever believe that a U.S. Embassy anywhere in the world is there to help. That's a load of rubbish.

How about the GOP candidate woos Americans, full stop. If the Hispanics have to be hand held and told their lives are miserable under Obama, then they are too stupid to vote in November. Stay home.

Romney is not a conservative. You must be an idiot... yes?

Don't even think about it, Jeb. Likewise, Romney. If you pick any GOP moderate for your VP, you are toast. Trust me on this. You won't get into office. The base is already annoyed with you. Try shoving another Bush down our throats and see what happens.

One day, I'm going to see this woman in person. I'm going to have the chance to get close enough to her to snatch that stupid wig off her head and throw it into the crowd like a bride throwing the bouquet. The wigs this woman wears have to go. Ill-fitting and fake looking on a scale I haven't seen since Trump's ugly rug. And, by the way, Mean Maxine, women do understand who the enemy is - racist, lying, uneducated, bullying pigs like you and Obama. Oh, we know.

I come here to read some intelligent postings, and I see a thread of childish, name-calling twits on all sides arguing back and forth like grade school freaks. Here's a thought - if HCMC is actually a "plant", then ignore the posts and move on. He/she will eventually fade away from boredom. Hello, Carlos7 and shubi_? What are you people, ten years old? Yes, I'm talking to you.

Angry is an understatement. Try complete disenfranchisement. These two clowns are the best this country can produce at such a critical time? Romney and Obama? This is what I have to choose from? No thanks.