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Silly Season: Gloria Allred, Donald Trump to Drop 'October Surprises'

Nobody at Columbia remembers Ovomit. Isn't that strange, considering Ovomit's narcissism and cult-like personal popularity?

This election season just wouldn't be complete without eleventh-hour cameo appearances from two of the biggest publicity mongers on planet earth.  Celebrity attorney Glorida Allred and famed real estate mogul Donald Trump both claim to be in possession of potential political bombshells that could alter the course of the presidential contest.  My strong suspicion is that both the Romney and Obama campaigns would be delighted if this cartoonish duo would simply go away and keep their "revelations" to themselves.  Fat chance.  Let's start with Allred, whose hit on Mitt Romney is looking mighty lame:
 

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