A TRUE STORY ABOUT LIBERAL / PROGRESSIVES A fool of all times went to the doctor. Both his ears were burnt. The doctor exclaimed, "What happened?" He told the doctor that as he was ironing his shirt, someone called and he picked up the iron instead of the receiver of the phone and stuck it to his ear. When the doctor asked about the other ear, he ejaculated, "The son of a biiiiitch called back."

My bad !

Have you tried acupuncture there jonny?

Don’t waste your money with a mind reader. Go see a palm reader instead — you’ve got a palm

JOHN-61 Wrote: 6 minutes ago (8:56 PM) baron Can you explain this "smarter" stuff??????????????????? __________________________________________________ Well, let me give you a hint, if anyone were to stand close enough to you, you can hear the ocean !!!

Windy Willow He / She can't.... It sounds like English, but know one can understand a single word of it....He / She doesn't even understand it.... just like a parrot hears something and repeats it.

John61 I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. If I were to agree with you, we would both be wrong !

YEP ! I think his attitude goes something like this, 'I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship and agree with me'

8) build a better Corn Flake 9) Get a degree, any degree will do. (This is only recommended for the TRULY bored like yourself.) 10) Build a raft and use it to become the first American refugee in Cuba.

You've got your head so far up your a s s you can chew your food twice.