I think I've finally found out what kind of neurosis our resident troll Hal has in a comedy article:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_p2.html

It's called "Self-Abasement" and/or "Attention Seeking Behavior." Hal keeps coming back to have the snot figuratively beaten out of him by his intellectual superiors (such as Denis here) because at least then his existence is acknowledged. (On PuffHo or any other leftard site, none of his rants would attract so much as a "meh" from the other brainwashed commies and eco-fascists like himself.)

So it's negative validation you want, Hal? Here you go!

Who's our little resident commie eco-fascist 0bama-fellating troll?

Who's our little resident commie eco-fascist...

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's, uh... 'e's resting.

Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!

....

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate,...

What do you mean, "Again?" At what point in time has it *not* ruled the day?

If they think losing is bad, they should see what "winning" is like!

If they succeed in shoving this abomination that causes desolation down our throat, there's going to be blood running in the streets: first the blood of our murdered grandparents and elderly, and then the blood of their murderers in the fiery revolution that follows. Godwin's law will have to be modified after that, as the ad Hitlerum becomes the ad 0bamium and exceptionally atrocious mass-murderers come to be referred to as Democrats.

Somebody's thinking too small. No, Mr. Klukowski, your toddler just bought his first HOUSE. When he and all the rest of his generation finds out where the guns are kept, things are going to get ugly.

That's if this generation lasts that long. All this talk of "future generations" strikes me as naive; there's no way in hell this financial train wreck can be postponed that long. We ARE that rumored last generation that's facing the bill collector. Our creditors are not going to sell us--or our kids--any more time.

Watching Glenn Beck take Van Jones' scalp still stings, huh, unbalanced?

Watching him scalp ACORN and the NEA has been pretty sweet too. Looks like one (1) "redneck" has a higher IQ than all the 0bamacrats put together.

You'll be a lot more welcome at Fox, no question there, but it's kind of a pity for any remaining ABC viewers that you won't be there anymore to expose them to a viewpoint other than the conventional Democrat party line. That station's long drift leftward into nanny-statism will continue unabated.

On the other hand, Fox is likely to continue ascending against all other channels and the days of the leftstream media are numbered, so arguably you are making the right career move.