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Whiny Atheists Protest Charlie Brown Christmas Special

auntiesamm Wrote: Nov 29, 2012 12:13 PM
up and just keep their kids home. Then let their kids explain to their schoolmates why they did not go. Maybe that is what concerns the "grinchies"; they don't want anyone to know how unreasonable and ridiculous they are!

The atheists I grew up with in Texas were a tad bit pluckier than today’s lardy hagfish atheists who file lawsuits every winter when they see a child wrapped in swaddling clothes.

Yep, the anti-theists I used to hang out with in the Lone Star state were rugged individualists who were so busy milking this existence that they didn’t have time to bleat like a stuck sheep because a plastic baby Jesus statue endangered their delicate beliefs.

My other non-believing buddies who weren’t the robust Hemingway types were usually heady stoners who were into physics, Pink Floyd and Frisbee and were...