Are you SURE you people want to run on social issues this fall? Seems like a really stupid idea to me.

Why would anyone endorse Vitter for anything? He's got hookers in DC and New Orleans; he keeps a top staffer around who attacks women with a knife and has a DWI past. What's the problem?

Newsflash to all Right-Wingers: your kids diet of fried foods and sugar is deadly. Mrs. Obama is 100% right.

The young Ms. Palin will probably be a very good dancer. She already has a lot of practice keeping her legs up in the air.

Aw, these pesky, whiney broads:

How dare they demand to be paid the same wage as a man in the same job! What's next? They'll want to vote?!

Why don't they just stay home and have babies?

"We found the weapons of mass destruction." –President Bush, in an interview with Polish television, May 29, 2003


"British intelligence has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production." –President Bush, 2003 State of the Union Address

"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." —President Bush, discussing the Iraq war with Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson, after Robertson told him he should prepare the American people for casualties

"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States...

Aw, poor little conservatives. When one of YOUR kids slips up, it's off-limits. But when a Democrat's kid makes a mistake, it's all hands on deck.

I retract nothing, Ronna.

These self-righteous, holier-than-thou Republicans deserve everything they get.

You do have to wonder if Kevin was equally appalled and outraged when that hysterical liberal Ralph Nader wrote "Unsafe At Any Speed." A book which forced the US Congress to mandate seat belts. I'm sure Kevin thinks that was an outrage, too.

Hey, Kevin: do you put YOUR childen in seat belts? If so, then zip it on this issue.

Odell is right: Beck has now entered the Pantheon of Con Artists.

He's not as good as Swaggart (God, that was fun!), but better than Jim Bakker.

A porn shop and an off-track-betting office are by far the best way to respect those who died on 9/11. So much better than a place of worship.

Even Ted Olson has figured out this one.