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I Just Wanted to Include the Word "Obama" in this Superbowl Headline

Arley2 Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 1:15 PM
John, I'd like to point out that your column today makes not sense whatever. You were probably in a semi-intoxicated state when your wrote it because THE fORTY NINERS LOST IN THE sUPER BOWL. Am I right?? Hey, as a life long 48er fan I was depressed too! You might consider coaching your wife to NEVER let you near your word processor when you've had 12 brewskies.
evie10 Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 5:17 PM
I'm not certain about John's state of health or sobriety but you are not doing very today either.
Arley2 Wrote: Feb 04, 2013 1:19 PM
On a different theme, what Ole John G. Hertzler DOESN'T tell you is that when ever his wife, or mistress, or Secretary, or children or grand children kiss him anywhere on his integument they are kissing his Democrat Assy.

(Editor’s Note: Barack Obama will not make an appearance in this column.)

Dear Coach,

Now that the Superbowl is over, it’s not too late to begin thinking about “next” year.   

So, pursuant with the terms of my plea bargain agreement and by order of the court, “Number 81®” hereby submits this apology to you, to the patrons of Danny’s All Night Café and to the fine ladies of the Buddy’s Airport Lounge and Go-Go Barn (home of the $12.99 T-bone-lap-dance combo).

While the words have been crafted on the advice of Number 81®’s attorney, the...

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