Sorry, but after the *stuff*my kids gave me for trying to get them to go to bed the other night, this is pretty *eff-ing* funny.

Yes.

Way to go, Frank J! You're right, your writing is much better here than at IMAO.us. (seriously, though, folks, check it out: It's the best way I've found to get the news, fortified with the full FDA recommended daily allowance of snark). Nuke the Moon!

Here's the more detailed instruction: http://epa.gov/cfl/cflcleanup-detailed.html It's quite a departure from "clean up glass and run sweeper."

1) So I'm going to save less than a dollar a month? Most of the ones I've used (and I have rid my house of them) tend to burn out within a year. 2). They really suck as porch lights, especially in winter, and since I won't be able to get a decent bulb, I'll be stuck with them there. 3). I frankly don't care what your friends think of them. I've had them in my house, and find them inferior. 4). http://epa.gov/cfl/cflcleanup.html They DO require special cleanup and disposal. 5). I don't much care for LED lighting, either. I have several and find them inferior, as well.

Thanks for the encouragement. After all the snow and cold, and the fact that it's not even January yet, I had wondered about making it through another winter. Then you reminded me that pitchers and catchers report in about 5 or 6 weeks, and that brings a little glimmer of hope. Even to an Indians fan.

So, if he's arrested, this stuff gets released? All the more reason not to take him alive.

"Do you have to actually wear a dress to be captured by the Army's "don't ask, don't tell" dragnet? " Actually, pretty much, yes. At least that's what it took when I was in, about 12 years ago. They actually caught a guy (who everyone knew was gay anyway) walking around in a dress, and that's was the basis for his discharge, which he was trying to get anyway.

With the disastrous consequences of Obamacare already unfolding before our eyes, Obama has already granted 30 exemptions and waivers to insurers, employers and union plans. If you were king, wouldn't you? More like Pope Barry granting Papal Indulgences: There is no law, in any meaningful sense, for those who will bow before him and kiss his ring.

Charles Wurster: "This is as good a way to get rid of them as any." Finnish environmental guru Pentti Linkola: "Those who hate life try to pull more people on board and drown everybody. Those who love and respect life use axes to chop off the extra hands hanging on the gunwale." The left has no sense of humor or irony. Blowing up kids who don't agree with you: Not particularly amusing. Kind of demented and sad, really. Blowing up people who complain about the world's "overpopulation?" Pretty darn funny. Would it have been possible NOT to at least crack a smile if the poeple responsible for the previous quotes had dropped dead immediately upon uttering them? I think not. I have the solution for global warming: All those who believe...