The real reason, Peter Stark, wouldn't urinate on a voters leg is he's too busy peeing on citizens backs and telling them it's only raining.

The Jolly Green Gore's next book/shlockumentary should be titled."Sham I Am."

Dear Ms. Coulter:Thank you for your insight.We understand the hot air screaming through the capital is being caused by temperature inversions on an orbiting land mass yet to be named.Said land mass will be named as soon as the president forms another commission of czars to elect a head czar of the commission yet to be named.Also,Parker Brothers is test marketing a new board game in China tentatively titled "Where's Al?"Lastly,eyewitness reports of a polar bear riding a pink elephant aroung the capital rotunda have been confirmed.Best Regards

Dear Mr. Norris: Well said. Denny Shaeffer, once told me you are so tough...You were raise on marble cake,hard candy,and Rocky Road ice cream! Please stay the course. Thank you.

Once again our Commander + Chef took center stage in China, spouting his tired ,U.S.A. Sucks mantra. At least now we know who is wearing, Hillary's, dresses. Does,Hugo Boss, make Pres. Barack Hussein Obama's dresses or do the originate for the, House of Dior? Inquiring minds want to know. We, Infidels, of the Independent Thought Alliance prefer: Versace + Chanel. Look the emperor has no pants! Or cojones! You would think with all the misappropriation of taxpayer funds, one of his minions could buy him a pair. Thought cojones were standard issue before the inaguration, regardless of gender? Maybe he could borrow a pair from, Hillary Clinton. Just a suggestion.

The reason ,Robin Hood, robbed from the rich is because the poor were flat broke. He gave the poor some of his loot, because that was the only way you could launder money in those days. If you want to make a living you have to work hard for it. If you want to become rich, you have to find another way. Why knock the rich? I never got a job from a poor person. It doesn't matter if you are born poor and die poor as long as you're rich in between. Last but not least. Do you know the difference between the short form and long form?... When you use the short form the govt. gits your money. When you use the long form your accountant gits your cash.

Khalid Sheckh Mohammed and his minions: Since they are going to be on trial in NYC, and there are extenuating circumstances. Maybe, the trial should be held on the A train.

O.K. I'll play along. Did you know ,Sally, really sells seashells down by the seashore? Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane, It's a prototype of a bird. Did you know the moon really isn't made of,Brie, it's made of Mozzarella,and the Kentucky Derby really isn't a hat. The last one was for my friends working in the Louisville Slugger factory!You just gotta finger em out. Sorry my coded sequencer is only calibrated in nano seconds.

Wow! Like darkroom hokus pokus is something new. You know ,George, it's amasing you still get paid for writing such dribble. Next you'll be telling us all those train and bus incidents on the internet really happened. I see how you think it's a Greek tragedy when a person steps on a land mine toting a 35mm but screw the guy with the m-16 covering his pansy tail. Keep slinging those 2 dollar words, makes the schlock you write seem more accurate. Just a suggestion.

I have info from a very reliable insider in LaLaland the above actors normally spend most of their downtime staring at 12year old boys. So them staring at goats was an improvement.I'm sure the goats felt uncomfortable.As for Spidergirl's latest ,maggots give more memorable performances then her. That's for all the Real "Betty's" in Surf City.