A Michigan legislator, Lisa Brown, gave a speech in the statehouse last week that would have made her right at home in a women's studies course at a local community college, but a wacko in a group of actual legislators.
She commented on a pending abortion bill by first announcing that she was Jewish, kept kosher, described her various sets of plates, and then saying that Jewish law makes abortion mandatory to save the life of the mother.
This had absolutely nothing to do with the bill being considered, but it may explain why there are no Jewish Tim Tebows.
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Okay, I'll shut up now.
I can see it now....
The ad is for Hook-Up Barbie. The little girl chimes in....
"Gee mom...I want to be a wh*** when I grow up, just like all those girls in the magazines Big Sister reads...ya know Cosmo and Glamour. I want to pass my vajayjay around like a bowl of potato chips."