Dear Bank of America, I'd Like to Schedule a Default

Dear Bank of America, I'd Like to Schedule a Default

Dear Bank of America;

Hi, it’s me, your customer Austin. I’m writing to schedule my mortgage default.

That’s right, I’m ready to schedule my mortgage default. Does that sound strange?

Well, believe me, Bank of America, I had hoped that our relationship wouldn’t come to this. But after months of trying to do business with you, I’ve decided that it’s probably in my best interest to just, you know - “walk away” from my mortgage.

How could it ever be in anyone’s best interest to default...