I can never remember what the Punxsutawney Phil rules are. Actually, until I typed this, I didn't know that Punxsutawney was spelled "Punxsutawney." I thought it was "Puxatawney." And so did you. Bless you, Bill Gates, for your spell-check.
Anyway, I can never remember what it means if the rodent sees his shadow or doesn't see his shadow in terms of winter's duration. Much like that right-brain, left-brain thing. I can never remember which side does what and, as I am left-handed, I am unsure whether the rules even apply to me.
I have received dozens - perhaps hundreds...












Snow Jobs
Policies should be enacted that would, gradually, bring them into a more balanced position. The public sector should not be, in these times, growing. Like any business owner, the government should be demanding more work from fewer workers. Like a strong elk or lion, we could afford more parasites, if we, the taxpayers were stronger. Progressives increase parasites to the point of killing the one making the blood.