Slate magazine is just one of the countless media outlets convulsing with St. Vitus' Dance over that demonic succubus Sarah Palin. In its reader forum, The Fray, one supposed Palinophobe took dead aim at the former Alaska governor's writing chops, excerpting the following sentence from her book:

"The apartment was small, with slanting floors and irregular heat and a buzzer downstairs that didn't work, so that visitors had to call ahead from a pay phone at the corner gas station, where a black Doberman the size of a wolf paced...












Palinophobes Hate First, Ask Questions Later
There are only two things that I will care about when 2012 comes: what are the candidates issue positions and agenda, and do I think they have the requisite executive skills to enact their agenda. With regards to Sarah Palin, I don't know the answer to either of these questions, and won't, until such time as she decides to run.