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12 Liberal Pledges for the New Year

goldilocks Wrote: Dec 31, 2012 12:58 PM
I take it back! Republicans are not good at anything. They cannot even diss right.
Andy372 Wrote: Dec 31, 2012 2:50 PM
Wait. I thought you said you were a moderate Republican... woops.
goldilocks Wrote: Jan 02, 2013 9:24 AM
Can Republicans not ctiticise other Republicans?

Here are twelve comical but true resolutions that every liberal should make for 2013:

1.) Resolve to spend time with gun-owners. I have a liberal friend who says she would rather be in the same room as a cobra snake than a gun, even an unloaded gun. Guns really, really scare her. But guns don’t kill. People kill. Whether the tool is a gun or a knife or a baseball bat, unconscionable people kill, not the inanimate objects in their hands.

Banning all tools and machinery will not turn bad people into good people. Doing so would make us more...