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Al-Qaeda: We Have Suicide Bomber Positions Open

AceOfSpades Wrote: Jun 06, 2012 4:05 PM
if you haven't seen comedian Jeff Dunham's Dead Terrorist routine, it all seems pretty familiar...

Al-Qaeda has taken some pretty big blows recently. Last year, the mastermind of 9/11 Osama bin Laden was shot in the face by Navy SEALs and yesterday, another top Al Qaeda leader was what I liked to call, "droned." So now, desperate times call for desperate measures: Al Qaeda is advertising for suicide bombers...online.

The advertisements ask for volunteers to get in touch via e-mail with details about their own experience and proposed targets, and were posted on a variety of jihadist forums, including Al-Fidaa, Shmoukh al-Islam and Honein.

Al-Qaeda and its...