I never thought being called an “ass” on national TV could be so much fun.
It happened the other night on Fox News Channel’s “O’Reilly Factor.” I was a guest with substitute host Juan Williams, and I was brought on to debate some anti-obesity activist -- who would ever think obesity could spawn activists? -- named MeMe somebody. I think her name is MeMe Roth. Or maybe it’s Ross. It’s not important.

The “debate” was over a new ordinance passed by a local government in Santa Clara, California that bans toys being sold with...












Happy Meal Insanity in the New Nanny State
On the other hand they only asked me once. If I said no, they didn't argue. If they did, two things would happen - and they knew it: 1) they would not get the item regardless and 2) they would get their bottoms popped.
They also knew that I would possibly get the item for them depending upon finances and how good they were. And I would explain that to them. My sons follow what I did. My daughter doesn't have a kid yet.