Zing!

I thought too much drinking was the cause of the their delusions in the first place. The p'bots should detox for a while and party with reality for a change. Then maybe they'd get a grip: "RP is gonna win because he's such a dynamic speaker! Wait, what did I just say? No, it's because he's got so much financial backing! Uh...no. It's because of his dismal failure in the primaries! No, darn it. Hey...Ron doesn't have a chance, does he?"

WHOA! Here comes the enormous Ronpaul groundswell that will have the evil, conspiratorial "establishment" and Romney whizzing their pants in fear! Cue the p'bots: Tell us all about it, Win!

Makes me want to barf every time I hear another ignorant liberal claim that socialism was Jesus' plan all along. Jesus advocated charity because charity blesses twice -- the giver and the receiver. He never said we should roll over for power-mad politicians who want to line their pals' pockets, waste 60% of every dollar on bloated gvt, dump whatever pocket change is left over on mismanaged welfare programs that encourage irresponsibility and dependence, and then proclaim yourself a savior for all your fruitless "compassion."

I agree, Mitt. Stay focused. The economy is the issue. Why would we want to fight the last battle? Ultimately what we're doing here is try to attract the narrow band of voters in the middle, and the current strategy is doing that pretty well. Those folks are classically turned off by character griping and conspiracy stuff. Keep slappin' BHO around on his terrible record. It's working.

(Noogie.)

Awww. That's sweet. I wanna get in the group hug too! C'mere, Win, you nutty ol' so-n-so. Have a hot chocolate and join the winning side.

Boy, you're an optimist aren't ya? Their collective ego is too invested to recognize reality now.

But...but...what about the enormous groundswell of impending support the Paulbots promised?! (Weep, weep.) Curse you, Winston! YOU LIED TO ME!

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