Suzanne Fields

BERLIN -- Germany has endured a cold spring heated by soccer fever. The World Cup begins this week. An enormous mock soccer ball -- the "Fussball Globus" -- rose to the explosion of fireworks to a place of honor on Pariser Platz, just in front of the Brandenburg Gate, to inaugurate the games. So much smoke enveloped the square during the celebration that old-timers say they had seen nothing like it since the Russians arrived in the spring of 1945.

Not quite. But the big ball leads a visitor into a contemporary culture where interactive videos celebrate soccer with all of its excitement, vulgarity and kitsch, familiar appeals to accompany the obsessions and passions of championship games. Soccer in Germany, like so much else here, combines the best and the worst of the Teutonic temperament. Everything seems to attract an opposite and a contradiction.

This stems, to begin with, from the language. Unlike English, with its subject and verb moving in one direction, a German sentence seems to work backward. Mark Twain said that German should be read in a mirror because the verb doesn't arrive until the end of the sentence. An English wit in Deutschland, who perhaps had too many frustrated relationships with frauleins, observed that "You don't know until the end of a long sentence whether you're going to be kissed or kicked."

Chancellor Angela Merkel accents the possibility of the kiss. "There are many dimensions to football's allure and appeal," she says, "thrilling goals, majestic star players, thunderous encounters and passionate fans." A darker interpreter could point elsewhere. Fewer goals make for a dull game, injury-prone players are frequently benched, soccer stars are notorious for racist collisions, and their thuggish fans are famous mostly for imbibing enormous quantities of beer, and leaving most of it, improperly digested, on whoever may be standing or sitting nearby.

The soccer impresarios say that the bad behavior at soccer games is a thing of the past, noting the harsh penalties waiting for the hooligans. English fans rioted at the 1998 World Cup in France, and neo-Nazis left one gendarme in a coma. Known violent English, Dutch and German fans are barred from the games, and ticket holders will be required to identify themselves. More than 226,000 German police are already on duty -- all leaves are cancelled until after the games -- and they'll be joined by officers from other EU countries. 


Suzanne Fields

Suzanne Fields is currently working on a book that will revisit John Milton's 'Paradise Lost.'

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