Television's reality show, the cash cow that the networks are exploiting to exhaustion, is not new. Millions of us, particularly in the blue states, watched the granddaddy of them all this week to see Hollywood's most glamorous stars get kicked off the island.
Chris Rock was right, the losing nominees all gave prize-winning performances pretending not to be angry that someone else won. He recalled that in 2002 actress Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide when Halle Berry was named best actress that "she would have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance."
We keep eyes focused on the audience as well as on the faces (and the bodies) on stage. The reactions of the losers are as entertaining as those of the winners. Few of us can identify with the winner, but we all understand the disappointment of not getting something we really, really want. Here is pity and fear, served up Hollywood style, the cheap thrill of identifying for just a moment with a tinselized celebrity. Low-rent emotions can be fun.
Robertson Davies, the Canadian novelist, writes that when he was a child and first heard the expression "keeping an eye peeled," he wanted to know whether you peel an eye like peeling a potato. A grown-up explained that peeling an eye enables you to see directly into the character of a person. "If you keep your eyes peeled on the clown at the circus, observing the clown before he enters the tent, you can see the person behind the performance, the character behind the image, the heart beating under the costume."
But peeled eyes at the Oscars are deprived of such rewards. Like Tinseltown itself, the evening is about gazing at surfaces, lip-glossed glamour, the rituals of narcissism. Hillary Swank, the winner as best actress for her performance in "Million Dollar Baby," described herself as "a girl from a trailer park who had a dream," but that's not the woman we saw wearing the midnight-blue backless dress.
The Academy Awards ceremony is designed to be without irony, but Chris Rock supplied it anyway with filmed movie-theater interviews with black men and women who had never heard of the movies nominated for Best Picture. He could have similarly interviewed red-state Christians who made Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" the runaway hit of the year, who are not at all interested in any of the movies up for awards.