Susan Stamper Brown

If I were the devil, I would control the media, distracting them from holding government accountable with gossipy news about glitz, glamour and shallow lifestyles. I would remake the media in my image so they would champion one opinion with one voice.

If I were the devil, I would unravel the fabric of the nation one marriage at a time. Divorce would become common, even in the churches and synagogues. Poverty and crime would reign with children raised in fatherless homes and I would redefine traditional marriage as archaic with Adam and Steve replacing Adam and Eve.

And I would not rest, nor would I leave any stone unturned until my work was done. "In other words," as Paul Harvey once said, "if I were the devil, I'd keep on doing what he's doing."

Susan Stamper Brown, good day.

Susan Stamper Brown

Susan Stamper Brown's weekly column is nationally syndicated. She can be reached at or via her website at Her Facebook page can be found here.