Steve Deace

If your daughter’s boyfriend misled her for eight years, asked her to marry him, then called off the wedding but stayed engaged to her, and was having sex with and other guys simultaneously for only God knows how long, would you consider that young man a “hero” or “brave?”

Just how stupid does Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey think conservatives really are?

The liberal media describes Gun Owners of America as an “obscure” group, but then blames them for stopping Toomey-Manchin-Obama in the U.S. Senate. How does an “obscure” group have the power and muscle to thwart the entire U.S. Senate?

Do the liberal media know the polling firm they’re citing for Republicans losing support for supporting the Second Amendment is considered so partisan they’re no longer included in the Real Clear Politics polling average?

Why don’t the feminists complaining that there aren’t enough women in Obama’s cabinet tell us which unqualified men need to be replaced?

If an openly homosexual male athlete showering with other naked men on his team is no problem, then why don’t we just have the male and female athletes showering and dressing together to conserve water, energy, and lower our carbon footprint?

If it’s intolerant for conservative churches to not allow speakers that contradict their traditions and teachings, then is it also intolerant for liberal churches that believe in Darwin to not invite Ken Ham to give a presentation on a literal six-day creation?

If Jesus is imaginary and the God of the Bible isn’t real, then how come skeptics spend so much time debating something they don’t believe in? I don’t believe in unicorns, either, but don’t feel compelled to waste my time and energy proving they’re myth.

How come sometimes when someone is upset, appalled, surprised, bangs their thumb with a hammer or stubs the toe, or is having an orgasm they take the name of the Lord Jesus Christ in vain, but no one ever takes Muhammad’s, Buddha’s, or Vishnu’s name in vain? When was the last time you heard someone exclaim “oh Zoroaster?”

How come every time I turn onto “Tolerance Boulevard” it’s a one way street?

There, I feel better now. Your turn to have the headache.

Steve Deace

Steve Deace is syndicated nationally by the Salem Radio Network each weeknight from 9 p.m.-Midnight eastern. His radio program has been featured in major media such as Fox News, CBS News, ABC News, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, Politico, The Weekly Standard, and Real Clear Politics among others. He's one of the top 100 talk show hosts in America according to Talkers Magazine. In 2013 he wrote the second-most shared column of the year for USA Today, defending "Duck Dynasty" and traditional American values. In addition to being a contributor for Conservative Review, USA Today, and Town, Deace is a columnist for The Washington Times. He is also the author of the book "Rules for Patriots: How Conservatives Can Win Again," which includes a foreword by David Limbaugh and is endorsed by a who's who of conservative leaders. He lives in Iowa with his wife Amy, and their three children: Ana, Zoe, Noah You can follow him on Twitter @SteveDeaceShow.