Times Film Reviewers Take on Marriage, Sort of

“Given the Jacuzzi and two bachelor parties, the occasion prompts a flurry of flirtations, jealousies and amorous encounters. And yet, despite some drinking (with nary a hangover afterward) and a fling or two, the prevailing mood isn’t campy or disco-decadent. Rather the emphasis is squarely on heartfelt communication, monogamy and child rearing: this group shares a prayer at the dining room table. Written and directed with restraint by the show’s creator, Patrik-Ian Polk, the film ends just as you’d expect: with vows of conjugal commitment.” 

It sounds so wholesome that perhaps Focus on the Family might want to recommend it. In case CNN is taking quotations out of context, let me add: NOT.

Finally, in “Campy Chills,” Nathan Lee takes a look at The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror, a homosexual send-up of slasher movies, and doesn’t much like what he sees.  Lee notes that the protagonists and eventual victims are a lot like their “straight counterparts” in such films: “so catty, obnoxious and generally unpleasant, you can’t wait for them to start getting hacked to bits.”  He concludes that it’s “an indecisive mix of tepid camp and gory gross-out” that “doesn’t go far enough in either direction. The only thing it has to spare is an inexplicably meanspirited view of its characters. …why does everyone in this movie seem to hate one another so much?” (Readers may now fill in that answer themselves. I really don’t have a clue.) The unrated film opens in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Denver.

Well, let’s wrap this up with a look back at the PG-rated Fireproof, which got a far more positive notice in the Times than the gay slasher movie, and even a respectful follow-up, “It’s a Healthy Marriage of Faith and Film” by Julie Bloom about Fireproof’s surprising box office success.  

In his Sept. 27 review, Neil Genzlinger opened with:

“’Fireproof’” may not be the most profound movie ever made, but it does have its commendable elements, including that rarest of creatures on the big (or small) screen: characters with a strong, conservative Christian faith who don’t sound crazy.”

“…. the cast of mostly amateurs (Mr. Cameron of “Growing Pains” being the exception) is surprisingly good. And the moments of comic relief are mildly amusing.

“Only at the end do the filmmakers get heavy-handed, and they seem not to know when to wrap up, letting the movie run on for several smarmy scenes beyond its natural endpoint. Until then, though, this is a decent attempt to combine faith and storytelling that will certainly register with its target audience. And maybe with other folks as well: among those caring-for-marriage tips are some that anyone could use to improve any type of relationship, with or without the God part.”

Not bad. Of course, lots of filmgoers have found themselves deeply moved and holding back tears at what Genzlinger describes as the “smarmy” scenes. And the film’s takeaway message is that the “God part” is what makes any of the tips actually work.

But for the Lavender Lady, the Fireproof review last month and the subsequent Bloom article were nice departures from the company line. On Oct. 24, it was back to business.