Veto. Too negative. Henceforth it will be known as a "Legislative Facilitation."
Unemployment. Oh, no. We'll be calling that "Occupational Realignment."
Foreclosure. Nah. "Strategic Housing Stockpile."
Recession. That's easy. "Bush's Burden."
Feel free to send in your own.
The big question is: Where is the Office of Redefinition and how do I get a job there?
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