Rich Galen

Veto. Too negative. Henceforth it will be known as a "Legislative Facilitation."

Unemployment. Oh, no. We'll be calling that "Occupational Realignment."

Foreclosure. Nah. "Strategic Housing Stockpile."

Recession. That's easy. "Bush's Burden."

Feel free to send in your own.

The big question is: Where is the Office of Redefinition and how do I get a job there?


Rich Galen

Rich Galen has been a press secretary to Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. Rich Galen currently works as a journalist and writes at Mullings.com.