Rich Galen

At the request of President-elect Obama, President-current Bush sent notification to the Congress that the Executive Branch would very much like to spend the second $350 billion of the $700 billion bail-out bill which became law back on October 3, 2008.

The way the deal was worked out, the Congress provided the first $350 billion immediately. The President had to ask for the second half of the money and the Congress has 15 days to say "no" or the funds are available.

The money which has gone to the banks under the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) has allowed gigantic banks to buy slightly less gigantic banks and … well, we don't exactly know what the banks are doing with our money because they have refused to tell us.

I DO know that businesses which didn't used to be banks decided to call themselves banks so they could share in the TARP funds.

GMAC - the people who lend you the money to buy the cars which provide the money to buy the private jets - decided to call itself a bank and got about $5 billion of our money.

American Express - the people who send you nastygrams if you don't pay your bill in full every month (on most of their products) became a bank and got over $3 billion of our money.

CIT Group - the people who … I have no idea what CIT Group does. Here's what it says on its website:

CIT helps middle market businesses seize once-in-a-lifetime opportunities through business loans and financing products.

Whatever that means, CIT Group declared itself a bank holding company so it could "seize a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity" to glom onto $2.3 billion of our money.

According to the Treasury website you, too, can qualify for TARP funds. All you have to do is convince them you are like:

Bank holding companies, financial holding companies, insured depository institutions and savings and loan holding companies that engage solely or predominately in activities that are permissible for financial holding companies under relevant law.

Pretty much anyone with a kid in college qualifies, seems to me.

I was in favor of the bailout in the beginning because the President and CNBC scared the you-know-what out of me about just how bad things were.

We can never rewind the tape and see what might have happened if the Congress hadn't made the money available, so we have to assume that because malls are still open, planes are still flying, and about 93 percent of the American population which wants to work, has a job, it was the right thing to do.

We might really need that second $350 billion, too.

Rich Galen

Rich Galen has been a press secretary to Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. Rich Galen currently works as a journalist and writes at