Rich Galen

  • While official Washington (and the talking heads attached thereto) are wearing out their worry beads over what to do about Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez' ridiculous rant at the United Nations, most regular Americans are perfectly at ease: Make public the transactions between any US company and Venezuela and let the American consumer decide how to punish that kind of activity.
  • No treaty violations. No official sanctions. Just let us know and we'll take care of it.
  • For those who missed class this week, ole Hugo went to the United Nations and treated his speech like a Passion Play in Caracas during Carnaval.
  • According to Maggie Farley writing in the LA Times:
  • "Standing at the lectern where Bush had delivered his speech the day before, Chavez said, 'Yesterday, the devil came here. Right here.' He crossed himself. 'Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today.'"

  • Venezuela, in 2005 shipped about $34 Billion worth of goods to the US of which about $30 Billion was oil and petroleum derivatives.
  • Cut them off. Stop importing Venezuelan crude oil, fuel oil or "other petroleum products."
  • Here's the rule: If an American can't take it into the cabin of a commercial airplane, we don't want it shipped in. Simple enough?
  • I would be perfectly happy to have gasoline prices go right back to where they were last month if it meant letting Hugo have to bathe in unsold crude.
  • Ok. The last line of the paragraph from Farley's piece read - and pay attention because this is the important part: "Many diplomats in the vaulted chamber laughed and clapped."
  • Oh. Really? Thought it was funny? On the theory that many of the "many diplomats in the vaulted hall" are from what we used to call Third World countries (and now, for political correctness reasons call them "Developing" countries) let's get a video tape and carefully note which clapping and laughing diplomats represent which of those countries and immediately cut of any foreign aid. None. Zero. Bupkus.
  • To quote Professor Emilio Lizardo from Buckaroo Bonzai, "Laugh-a while you can, Mo…" Oh. I don't think I can say that.
  • The good news in all this is the effect on other opponents of President Bush.

  • Rich Galen

    Rich Galen has been a press secretary to Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. Rich Galen currently works as a journalist and writes at