Pakistan's best run chase was 12 years ago when it scored 315-9 against Australia in Karachi after being set 314. The highest fourth-innings total to win a Test at Lord's was the West Indies' 344-1 chasing 342 in 1984. Pakistan, which lost Butt leg-before-wicket to Hoggard, will have a maximum 80 overs today.
"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."
Stan stood on the rear bumper, having finished loading the SUV making certain that every square centimeter of space was filled. "It's not for nothing," he said to his wife sitting patiently behind the steering wheel, "that I've always been called 'Pack It' Stan."
Just then, his wife started the engine and put the vehicle in gear causing Stan to overbalance, his foot stuck in the bumper, scraping the skin off his backside.
The next day the headline read: "Pack It" Stan Lost Butt.
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