"The National Security Agency has been secretly collecting the phone call records of tens of millions of Americans…"
"This program does not involve the NSA listening to or recording conversations."
Hello! This is YOUR National Security Agency.
We notice you have not called your mother in three weeks. If you have broken your fingers and can't dial the phone, we'll be happy to place the call for you, at no additional charge.
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