"What are you doing?"
"I'm rolling up the lights."
"You are not rolling them up. You're bunching them up. They'll get tangled."
"What difference does it make? We'll buy new ones next year."
"That's a waste of money."
"We'll buy them now when they're half off."
"They'll get lost by next year."
"Why won't THESE get lost by next year?"
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