Thompson will cause many to fret about Presidential appearances. His contemplative speaking style no doubt raises the "stupid man" alarm. God forbid we should rest in the hands of another Thespian, because we all know how disastrous such has been in the past. After all, the incompetence of Ronald Regan nearly ruined totalitarianism for future generations.
Mike Huckabee could be nothing but trouble for the Abortion Empire, and if you give a Christian, not to mention a former Baptist preacher the seat of power… you may as well kiss your hedonistic butt goodbye. If this man becomes President, any chance to install the Church of Secular Purity as the only acceptable state sponsored religion is out the window.
There are just so darn many boogeymen out there, like money-grubbing workers who want to keep most of their money instead of giving it to the Infernal Robinhood Service. Hordes of tired and poor, and huddled masses are swimming across the Rio Grande. Women are in danger of losing their constitutionally guaranteed exterminators license. Trial lawyers might face tough times ahead, and God forbid, they may have to live the lower lifestyle common among doctors.
Yeah, it will be a tough year for sure. Keep an eye out for suffering neighbors, because someone you know will likely be overcome by a boogeyman or two after the elections are over. Nevertheless, I am absolutely convinced that we can get through this together as Americans. Oops… I mean North Americans.